If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.
George Bernard Shaw (via azspot)
Ay shawwtay, wanna share some intellectual property?…
(via nakaonwood)
IF OBAMA CAN QUIT SMOKING, SO CAN I.
… D:
let me just hide that pack I bought last night.
@Randolisscrewed A carol to start off the month. One on my favs.
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Is it just me or does Alicia look extra extra bad in this pic? [Maybe she’s gotten lighter…]
“I’m a make rain. Straight shots, don’t toast champagne.”
American Political Situation as of November 3, 2010.
Yeah I’d say this is pretty spot on.
“I noticed that they’re all facing forward except Lincoln. I guess once somebody sneaks up behind you and shoots you in the head, you never really get over it.”
And I’m dying laughing.
